All my fics and parody scripts collected handily in one place! Everything here is 100% Gen, fics are listed more or less in chronological order according to series timeline. Characters and settings are the property of their respective creators and owners. Fanfic wouldn't be nearly so much fun if I got paid to write it.

( Stargate: SG-1 )

Title: Save the Birds
Author: kalquessa
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1, Supernatural
Genre: Gen, Crossover
Word Count: 997
Characters: Dean Winchester, Hank Landry
Season/Spoilers: Takes place sometime before "Ark of Truth" in Stargate's timeline and sometime after "Sympathy for the Devil" in Supernatural's. Do not stare directly at the continuity, as it is ( Read more... )

Well it's no longer in time for feliciakw's birthday but it's only a few days late and by my standards that's practically early. Ask koalasigns how many Christmas presents she's received in July over the years. Anyway ( Read more... )

Well kids, September draws ever closer, so I think it's time to post this little addition to my Time Traveler's Wife crossover, which I wrote one night months ago when I couldn't sleep.

Title: And Sings the Tune Without the Words
Author: kalquessa
Fandom: Supernatural, Time Traveler's Wife
Genre: Gen, angst
Word Count: 582
Characters: Dean, Alba
Season/ ( Read more... )

I've been meaning to post this for approximately a bazillion years and have only just now gotten around to it because I am amazing at procrastinating.

A few of you may remember my Supernatural/Time Traveler's Wife crossover fic, "Barefoot Girl." It involves a POV character (Dean Winchester) who encounters a time-traveling character (Alba DeTamble ( Read more... )

So, I'm almost embarrassed to post about this, especially since I never do my duty by my various fandoms and nominate anything for fan awards. But it seems kind of impolite not to say thank-you, so:

A big, grateful squish to the lovely person(s) who nominated The Gray, Girls and Jaffa Do Not Fight Fair, and Aggravated Destruction of Property for ( Read more... )

I think everybody's already seen this, but I wanted to post my Gen Battle ficlet for the sake of having it here with everything else, where I can find it easily and because I must obey the OCD.

Title: Rust
Author: kalquessa
Fandom: Supernatural
Genre: Gen, character study
Word Count: 703
Characters: Baby and her boys
Season/Spoilers: Futurefic, no ( Read more... )

Okay, I've had this written now for something like a thousand years and I keep forgetting to post it. A while ago I wanted to try writing six or seven ficlets all linked by a common theme, and this is what came of it. Izh reminded me the other day that I still had it lying around, and today is as good a day as any for new fic, so:

Title: a little ( Read more... )

I appear to have committed SPN commentfic for the Gen Battle currently taking place. Hm. I might need to go look at the Stargate prompts now...*wanders off humming*

(Oh, and everyone who's not already playing in the Gen Battle sandbox should think about toddling over. Lots of excellent prompts from a bazillion different fandoms to be had!)

1.

The first time Dean meets Alba, she sees him first.

"Dean?"

He spins around in the direction of his name, the surprise of hearing it called by an unfamiliar voice making him forget for a moment that he's jaywalking. A reminder comes in the form of a woman in a Toyota, who honks her horn and swerves to avoid hitting him. He swears and ( Read more... )